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The Error 1x07: Island Thunder
By Dino-Snore
WILHELM ISLAND, THE SOUTH PACIFIC
( The Wilhelm Docks at the middle of the Night were unusually quiet for once. The S.S. Boat was sitting peacefully at one end, while a Lone Fisherman at the Other end was.....fishing....Old Bob suddenly cut his Finger trying to hook his Bait. )
Bob: OW! THAT HURT! DAMN HOOK!
( Bob throws the Hook into the Water after pulling it out of his Finger. A Cat then moves up to him, with an Eye on the Bucket of Fish that Bob has. )
Bob: Hehehehe....Here you go, you stupid cat...
( Bob gives a Fish to the Cat and it eats it's Treat right on the Spot. )
MEANWHILE
( In a House in the Town of Wilhelm, 2 People sat, Caffine Junkee was wearing only a Bathrobe while Chamdar was getting dressed. )
Chamdar: Sorry Darling, but unless if I can swap with Vito, I'm on the Night Watch tomorrow....
Caffine: Thursday then...
Chamdar: 'Fraid not...got nights until Sunday.
Caffine: Sunday? That's almost a week! And I heard the Boat is gonna sail!
Chamdar: Yeah...Finished her repairs this morning.
Caffine: Oh....
Chamdar: Well...Repaired or Not, the Boat is not going anywhere until that Cop is finished with the Murders. ( He spots a Tear in Caffine's Eye ) Hey, life's too short, let tomorrow worry about tomorrow. One way or another, I'm gonna make sure we stick together.....
MEANWHILE
( At the Wilhelm Mote l& Bar just down the Street from Caffine's House, there is a Ruckus as One of the Crew of the Boat is drinking. )
Islander: You asshole bastard murderer!
Vito: Am I?
( Vito goes and punches the Islander in the Face )
Islander: I'll do you for that!
( The Islander goes to Fight Vito, but his Friends hold him back. )
Friend 1: Take it easy...
Friend 2: It's Not Worth it!
Islander: Anyway I know how, I am gonna kill you and all of your crew!
Vito: Any Time!
( Then the door to the Bar flies open, and Police Detective Sergent Seth Rex walks in wearing a Heavy Trench Coat. )
Seth: What's going on here? Well?
Vito: Nothing.
Seth: Vito, I warned you and your crew about drinking here in this Bar. Since the Second Body was found, you are not really welcome.
Vito: You guys sure stick together, dont you....
Seth: How did it start, Vito?
Vito: Am I under arrest?
Seth: Not for now...
Vito: Then go to Hell!
( Vito leaves, Seth turns towards the Islander. )
Seth: YOU! What started this fight?
Islander: Fuck you, you're not welcome either, Main-Lander!
Seth: I see....something tells me this is gonna be one of those nights....
MEANWHILE
( Old Bob is still fishing at the Pier, the Cat still next to him. )
CLALOCK, CLALOCK, CLALOCK, CLACLOCK, CLALOCK , CLALOCK
( A Mysterious Stranger walks up to Bob. )
Stranger: Any Luck?
Bob: Not tonight....
Stranger: You are so right!
Bob: What?
( Bob turns around and sees the Stranger Sprouting Tentacles )
Bob: HELP ME!
( The Error's Tentacles grab Bob's Arms and legs, while MORE Tentacles pierce his body. )
Bob ( As an Error Tentacle goes in his Mouth, out his Ear, into his Eye, and out the Other Ear ): AUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( Seth was leaving the Hotel as the Scream went off )
Seth: That Scream! No No No No!
( Seth pulls out his Revolver and runs for the Pier. )
Error ( Seeing Seth arrive ): Damn! This guy is as persistant as Junkee!
( The Error pulls his Tentacles out of a Dead and Rapidly Decomposing Bob and runs off down an Alley into the Shadows. )
Seth ( Getting closer to Bob's Corpse ): God no, not another, not another....OH DEAR GOD!
( Seth then goes and Barfs over the Side of Pier at the sight of Bob's....Deformity...)
( Across the Dock, at the S.S. Boat, 3 Crewmembers also heard the scream )
Ted Arnold: Hear somthing?
Mutated Raptor: What?
Ted: Dunno, sounded like it came from the Pier...come on.
Carnotaur3: What's down there?
Mutated Raptor: I dont see anything.
Ted: Come on, let's check it out...
( The 3 Men step off the Boat, and run down the Pier to the Rotting Corpse of Bob. )
Ted: JEEZ!
Seth ( Finishing throwing up ): Okay...keep back...ALL of You...
Carnotaur: Crap, look at it....
Mutated: Who is it?
Carnotaur: The Clothes, the Gear, it's gotta be that Old Fisherman.
Ted: OLD BOB? JEEZ!
( The Cat walks over to the Overturned bucket and starts to eat the Dozens of Fish in it. )
( Vito is in the Wooded Area overlooking the Pier, watching a Croud Gather around the Body. )
Chamdar: Hey, who's that?
( Vito turns and sees Chamdar walk up. )
Vito: Who? That's you Chamdar! How'd you make out with the Girl?
Chamdar: It was special...really special...So, what's going over there?
Vito: I dont know, I just got here myself....
THE NEXT DAY
( Caffine is sitting in her House, eating breakfeast )
Caffine: I could NOT have drunken that much last night....even the Smell is making me sick.....
( She grabs her Breakfeast and goes outside to dump it in the Trash. But a Noticably Fatter Cat walks up. )
Caffine: Well, this shouldn't go to waste....
( She puts the Plate on the Ground and lets the Cat eat the Food on it...)
Caffine: Cute cat, where did it come from?
LATER
( Caffine is at her work as a Pants Saleswoman, along with her is Firebird. Seth walks up, he hasn't had a Good Nights sleep. )
Caffine: Can I help you?
Seth: Are you Caffine Junkee?
Caffine: Yeah...
Seth: I'm Detective Sergent Seth Rex, Police. I'm here investigating the Murders....Can you answer some Questions? You are not a Suspect!
Caffine: Sure!
Seth: Last night at 10PM , you and Chamdar, a Crewmember of the S.S. Boat, were last seen leaving the Wilhelm Motel and Bar in each other's Company.
Caffine: Looks like you cant keep a secret in this Island.
Seth: If only that were so....When did you and Chamdar part company?
Caffine: Around Midnight.
Seth: Where did you go and what were you doing for those 2 Hours?
Caffine: Is that Really your Business?
Seth: Yes, it is!
Caffine: Tough, I'm not going to exploit my Sexual Experi----
Seth: Look here! At 12:37AM, the Body of Chamdar was found, murdred by Person or Persons or Monsters unkown....
Caffine: Murdered?
( Caffine Faints )
Firebird: Caffine?
Seth: Terrific!
LATER....
( Caffine is walking down the Beach watching the Waves )
Caffine, Oh Chamdar, Chamdar....too horrible...what's happening to us? First theriddler, then puma last week, and now Bob last night...and..you....my Beautiful darling....Oh God, what's happening to me?
( She then falls over in Pain but gets back up ) What is happening to ALL of Us? ( She turns and sees that the Pain came from a Jellyfish she was walking next to. )
THAT NIGHT
( Caffine was in her Home, watching the Fireplace along with a Even More Fatter Cat. )
Caffine: God, I feel dead....Oh Darling, murdered 10 Minutes after Old Bob...ten Minutes....You must have seen him, that's why he killed you, you SAW HIM! YOU SAW THE KILLER!
( The Cat then suddenly goes into attack mode, hissing )
Caffine: Kitty? What's wrong?
( The Cat then Scratches Caffine on the Hand )
Caffine: WHY YOU LITTLE!
( Then Caffine SPROUTS TENTACLES and grabs the Cat with them...and the Cat starts to DECOMPOSE like Bob!)
Caffine: Oh Dear god...
I know, it's gruesome
Caffine: Chamdar? You did this to me?
Yes, yes I did! I planted the seed...of life...my life...but me being an STD is kinda Sick so this will hopefully be the only time this Season it Happens...
Caffine: Chamdar?
Yes?
Caffine: What am I doing?
Eating
Caffine: Oh...
Trading Life with Death...
Caffine: Poor Cat...
Technically, it is necessary for those occasions where you want to live...but STILL! Me being my own STD is really sick!
Caffine: Wait a Sec...
What?
Caffine: Am I dead?
Sorta
Caffine: Oh yeah...I can remember everything now...
Caffine-Error: I REMEMBER! Wait a Sec!
What?
Caffine-Error: Is JPJunkee trying to kill you?
Yeah, he's been pestering me for a Couple Weeks with his Flamethrowers and Explosives.
Caffine-Error: Damn, he's my Ex-Husband...if he finds out I left him for the very same Monster he's been trying to kill.....AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JPJUNKEE WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK IN EPISODE 1X08: THE ARRIVAL!
9/27/2003 9:37:55 AM
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